25% of proceeds from all orders through 10/31 will be donated to Susan G. Komen in support of Breast Cancer Awareness.

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    You Shall Not Pass Fantasy Door Mat

    Keep Balrogs off of your doorstep with the You Shall Not Pass Fantasy Door Mat!  Enchanted by freelance wizards that we hired solely for this purpose, the You Shall Not Pass Fantasy Door Mat has all the magic you need to send the right message to visitors and keep pesky door-to-door salespeople at bay.